He is one of America's most prominent filmmakers. He has made many comedies and serious films that deal with subjects that have always interested him-the relationships of men and women, death, and the meaning of life.
Actor, director, screenwriter, and playwright Woody Allen redefined film comedy during the 1970s, bringing a new measure of sophistication and personal complexity to the form.
His movies are devoted subjects such as art, religion, and romance.
He is a great artist and a man while remaining consistently entertaining, enlightening, and funny.
(1935 - )
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
~ Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
~ Woody Allen
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
~ Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
~ Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
~ Woody Allen
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
~ Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
~ Woody Allen
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
~ Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
~ Woody Allen
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
~ Woody Allen
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
~ Woody Allen
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
~ Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
~ Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
~ Woody Allen
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
~ Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
~ Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
~ Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
~ Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
~ Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
~ Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
~ Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
~ Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
~ Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
~ Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
~ Woody Allen
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
~ Woody Allen
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
~ Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
~ Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
~ Woody Allen
an American film actor, director and producer. He epitomized rugged masculinity and has become an enduring American icon. He is
famous for his distinctive voice, walk and height. He was also known for his conservative political views and his support from the 1950s for
anti-communist positions.
Over the course of his career, Wayne played in more than 200 films made over 50 years and won a Best Actor Oscar in 1969. He is remembered
mostly for his roles in western films.
(1907 - 1979)
If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of.
~ Bruce Lee
The difference between what the most and the least learned people
know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
~ Albert Einstein
Common Sense is that which judges the things given to it by other senses.
~ Leonardo da Vinci
