He is one of America's most prominent filmmakers. He has made many comedies and serious films that deal with subjects that have always interested him-the relationships of men and women, death, and the meaning of life.
Actor, director, screenwriter, and playwright Woody Allen redefined film comedy during the 1970s, bringing a new measure of sophistication and personal complexity to the form.
His movies are devoted subjects such as art, religion, and romance.
He is a great artist and a man while remaining consistently entertaining, enlightening, and funny.
(1935 - )
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
~ Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
~ Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
~ Woody Allen
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to
despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
~ Woody Allen
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
~ Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
~ Woody Allen
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
~ Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
~ Woody Allen
Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
~ Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
~ Woody Allen
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
~ Woody Allen
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
~ Woody Allen
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
~ Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
~ Woody Allen
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
~ Woody Allen
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
~ Woody Allen
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
~ Woody Allen
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
~ Woody Allen
Marriage is the death of hope.
~ Woody Allen
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
~ Woody Allen
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
~ Woody Allen
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
~ Woody Allen
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite.
This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
~ Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
~ Woody Allen
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
~ Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
~ Woody Allen
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
~ Woody Allen
He is called the "father of motivation" by his fans. Dyer is one of the most widely known and respected people in the field of
self-empowerment. He is a spiritual teacher, speaker and respected and well-known author with his best-selling book "Your Erroneous Zones".
He wrote many other self-help classics, including Meditations for Manifesting, Staying on the Path, Your Sacred Self, Everyday Wisdom.
He is a psychotherapist who has overcome many obstacles to make his dreams come true. Today he spends much of his time showing others how to do the same.
(1940-)
If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of.
~ Bruce Lee
The difference between what the most and the least learned people
know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
~ Albert Einstein
Common Sense is that which judges the things given to it by other senses.
~ Leonardo da Vinci
